http://www.furaffinity.net/view/305
A simple "lol" leads to "GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO CALLS MY BOYFRIEND UGLY IS AN ASSWHOLE!!!" and also apparently he has a porsche and his dad's probably a judge and uncle's an fbi agent etc. they even get death threats regularly!
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?
btw i swear i've seen this guy before also im literally nauseated right now
☞ Explain in no more than five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
☞ Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!
i only did this as an excuse to post this picture
( and now, a trip down memory lane... )
i love you zeb!
[00:19] * matt-the-young-mutt looks to you "you you gave me the chop why?"
[00:19] * Soma cuts off your arms and replaces them with pizza cutters
[00:21] * matt-the-young-mutt crys dhaking his pizza cutters around "why why did you do that?"
[00:22] <Soma> are you talking back to your Master!!!
[00:22] <Soma> pick things up with your pizza cutter hands!!
[00:22] * matt-the-young-mutt trys but only cuts them "thins is realy hard master i cant do it"
[00:23] <Soma> yes you can
[00:23] <Soma> hold this spoon
[00:24] * matt-the-young-mutt holds it shaking his pizza cutters
[00:24] * Soma puts an egg on it
[00:24] <Soma> now balance the egg
[00:26] * matt-the-young-mutt wimpers and holds it some how "oh come on this is hard"
[00:26] <Soma> ok good
[00:26] <Soma> good pup :3
[00:28] * matt-the-young-mutt looks down "this is not fair i hace no balls and hands"
[00:29] <Soma> aw :c
[00:29] <Soma> want a present for being such a good pup
[00:30] <matt-the-young-mutt> yeh it would be nice *looks up to you again*
[00:30] * Soma pets and hands you a small box
[00:30] <Soma> open it..
[00:31] * matt-the-young-mutt looks t othe box and uses his pizza cuters t open it "wh what is it master"
[00:32] <Soma> its your mom's head
[00:32] <Soma> covered in shit
[00:32] <Soma> ^^
[00:34] * matt-the-young-mutt shuts the box slowly looking up at you his eyes filled with rage and jumps to you swaying his arms trying to use his pizza cutters to cut you
[00:35] <Soma> NO
[00:35] * Soma dropkicks you and shoves a grenade up your ass
[00:36] * matt-the-young-mutt noooos and jumps at you again
[00:54] * matt-the-young-mutt kicks you in the sheath as hard as he can which is not very hard "i want mine back"
[00:56] <Soma> sorry your ass exploded
[00:56] * Soma cuts off your lets and attaches peg legs
[00:56] <Soma> *legs
[00:59] * matt-the-young-mutt lays down "i give up do as you want"
[00:59] <Soma> gotta go smoke weed, bye
[01:00] <matt-the-young-mutt> right then
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yfox : 3we just got some hash, enjoying it currently
maybe some amsterdam pics soon
wouldnt you trust this pretty face with your lj...
( but wait... theres MORE...... )
